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The Ohio Constitution, our second, is from 1851. As befits a 172-year-old document, it endures by changing with the times, as voters see fit.

I dread the coming of Sunday, March 12.

In the last few years, it has become common to see people put their pronouns in their email sign-offs and to hear the phrase “gender fluid.”

“A lie.”

I’m not surprised that migrant children who have been coming into the United States from Latin America without their parents, fleeing violence and poverty, have ended up in some of the most punishing jobs in the country.

In another sign of the cancel culture’s societal rampage, a little-reported independent commission has recommended that the Confederate Memorial at Arlington National Cemetery be taken down. Obviously, history was a factor completely ignored in reaching this conclusion.

Watch out for unintended consequences. They’ll get you every time.

I am not the kind of guy to sweep things under the rug. For one thing, my wife would lower the broom on me if I did. For another, we don’t have too many rugs for me to sweep things under.

I sometimes wonder what my return rate is on the merchandise I buy online.

If you ever need a good laugh, ask artificial intelligence to tell you about your life.