Letter: Recipe for bloody mayhem

Take one part Trump-inspired racism;

one part NRA-fueled gun nuttery;

one part mentally-unstable white male.

Combine and stir vigorously.

Allow to simmer for two days on low heat, stirring occasionally.

Spoon over arsenic-laced rice with sprig of rue.

Typically serves between ten and fifty souls.

Bon appetit!

Dr. Kelly Anspaugh, Ada

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