Letter: Bill and Hillary’s camping trip

Bill and Hillary go on a camping trip. After a four-course catered dinner, they retired for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later Bill wakes up and nudges Hillary.

“Hillary, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Bill.”

“And what do you deduct from that?”

Hillary ponders for a minute: “Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Bill?”

And Bill replied, “Hillary, you fool, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

Hillary angrily shouts, “I didn’t take it and I don’t know who did. Forget about it and move on. I’m busy with something else these days.”

Does any of Hillary’s replies seem vague and irritated? Remind you of a Senate hearing on what happened at Bengazi?

Bill Fritz, Lima

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