Race for Lima mayor begins with residency
Mr. Vermillion, if you want to win the race to become Lima’s mayor, it may be a good idea to buy a new pair of running shoes and break them in properly. I am sure it would help to get off to a good and fast start. It would not be such a good idea to stumble and fall flat on step one of the race.
Mr. Vermillion, your running shoes seem to be pinching your feet. If step one is to figure out where you live, then you seem to have stubbed your toe and you have fallen down on this first step.
We have all heard the commercial, “ I have fallen and I can’t get up” Mr. Vermillion, can you get up from this early fall and run again? Maybe you should just “throw in the towel” and race on another day! You can run for Mayor of Marion Township and maybe win.
Where you “really” live seems to be very important. The not so excellent timing of your move into the city may hurt you for the entire race.
Happy running Mr. Vermillion.
Lima, get ready to vote for the best mayor we have ever had — again! Vote Berger for mayor!
— George Haver, Lima