Ground control to
Planet Looney Tune
This planet should not have been named Earth. More fitting would be Planet Looney Tune.
Wars, drugs, murders and child molesters are just part of what is wrong in this world. Now I know why NASA is trying to find life on Mars. They want to get out off this Looney Tune planet. If I died tomorow and went to hell, I’d feel I was in heaven. The elections are completely out of hand. Crazy! I now feel I’m being punished for what I did before I was born. God knew me before I was born and I hope he has mercy. Get these elections over and I will know next year if we are going to have a better world. Or a better America.
— Donavon Cockerell, Spencerville